My Japan Checklist.

O-Use O's to denote checks instead of checks.
O-Opening a box of tissues to find another box waiting me to open.
X-Buying used panties from a vending machine
O-Seeing old man in subway slouching down to stare up the skirt of a girl in mini-skirt sitting across from us.
O-Train to see friend being delayed by a "Human Body Accident".
O-Being warned of "Slight Shaking of Train on tracks" due to said "Human Body Accident".
O-Gone Karaoking in Japan
O-Saw said Karaoke place empty and relied on a webcam + honor system for those who used it.
X-Robbed Store.
O-Paid anyway.
O-Met foreigner who is probably a bit too old to be studying abroad
X-Gone to a Love Hotel
O-Got a cell phone....with GPS features +FM Radio+ Barcode reader!
X-Went to a "Health" Parlor.
O-Used a fancy smhamcy toilet.
O-Saw 7 year old kid walking down Japan's financial district at 7pm alone
O-Got a Japanese Bank Account
O-Met an old friend for the first time in 5 years
O-Fended off said friend from a guy trying to pick her up.
O-Eat nothing but meals from convenience stores
X-Eat sushi off a nude model
O-Had a medical exam in a Japanese clinic
O-Saw a laughably small section of store devoted to the X-Box 360
O-Got lost and stood up a cute Japanese girl by accident. Crap.

Also...exactly how spicy of a curry do you have to eat to smell it in your urine?...or is that a bit too much info?